Captions Submitted - In order of submission
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Damn I sliced
it!
It seems Elton Flately treats his aircraft the same as
he treats his kicks at goal.
Submitted by: Sarah Crewe
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After the damage she
caused last time, you would have thought that the ACO
would have ruled never to let Shankster near another aircraft!!
Submitted by: L'il Miss Noddy |
'Bring on the duck
tape'
Submitted by: Cdt Garratt |
"It wasn't my
fault boss, she said that she had control and i forgot
i wasn't in the vigilant"
Submitted by Plt Off's best mate
(Nathan Hart) |
Jonny was to rue the
day he notched his conquests on his fuselage instead of
his headboard as the other guys had done.
Submitted by: Ian Jonny Comelately
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hackett said hed been
in a combine harvester but i thought he was joking
Submitted by: Ian Crewe |
"Dear Sirs,
may we take this opportunity to apologise for sending
you the Vertical Blind Fitter...this error came to our
attention when the Shop Fitters contacted us to complain
about their display looking ' a little Plane', having
sent them the Airframe Fitter, also in err. Yours Faithfully
'Acme Recruitment'."
Submitted by: youcantgetbetterthanakwifitfitter
(Sams) |
It may not have been
one of his best landings, but it wasn't worth getting
all cut up about it.
Submitted by: Jonny |
The young pilot may
have thought that he was the best thing since sliced bread
but this time he had taken things literally.
Submitted by: Dan Jones |
It was time to re-think
the policy of mixing fixed and rotary winged aircraft
operations.
Submitted by: Jonny |
"this is
what happens when you buy cheap glue! someone get the
sellotape! "
Submitted by: Ben Pinner |
The CO deeply
regretted his decision to allow one of the cadets to take
a slash in the hanger!
Submitted by: P.S Take |
"Don't cry,
Johnny. It's your first attempt. Everyone's first Airfix
kit turns out cr ap. But be a good chap and tidy up, huh?
24 Bosnians have moved into the box!"
Submitted by : David Flynn
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The CO suspicions that
the cadets had been sniffing glue became clear after their
homemade crafts maiden flight!
Submitted by: hi-ball |
Stewardess Roche
had been warned about using his nail clippers in the cockpit
Submitted by : David Flynn |
If only passenger Flynn
hadn't been allowed to change his underpants mid flight!
Submitted by: Klingon 'Der Krieg
macht einem mehr |
Unlike MFI furniture
it is not advisable to throw away any parts left over
after construction
Submitted by: DIY |
Meanwhile, just out
of camera two nuns were taking a bath. The first nun says
to the second, "Where's the soap...?"
Submitted by : David Flynn
Sorry David we honestly think you have lost the plot
this time. |
"Look at the state
of my plane?! Who the hell was onboard?"
"Er...according to the passenger list we had an F.
Krueger, an E. Scissorhands and some joker who just called
himself Wolverine."
Submitted by : David Flynn
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Property of:
The Spineless School of Flying
Submitted by: Backache |
Mr. Duncan-Smith's
pleasure at the flying lesson his former colleagues had
clubbed together for as leaving present waned a little
went he saw the aircraft.
Submitted by : David Flynn
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Co pilot Hincks had
been warned before about farting in the cockpit!
Submitted by: A Coworker |
"I saw it all
with my own eyes. But I still don't believe it. How could
something like this happen? How could she back an aeroplane
into a mountain?"
Submitted by : David Flynn |
Even before take-off
the pilot had reservations about his cargo of Bengal Tigers
destined for the zoo!
Submitted by: Tigger and Pooh!
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As Budgie the Little
Helicopter entered the hanger he realised all the other
aircraft weren't going to take him seriously as they all
split their sides laughing!
Submitted by: Duchess of York |
Son: 'did you
fly into a fan*y daddy?'
Father: 'a fan*y son?'
Son: 'yes dad, you once told me if ever i put my 'thing'
inside a fan*y it would get cut to shreds!'
Submitted by: F Craddock
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 'Al
Aqueda pilots attempt to crash plane into Newcastles Blinking
Eye Bridge fails miserably.'
Submitted by: Abridge Toofar |
Revealed: an early
attempt by the RAF to disguise their craft as flying fish
abandoned!
Submitted by: Swordfish |
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