Captions Submitted - In order of submission
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It would be much
easier to eat using a knife and fork.
Submitted by, Andy Sumner |
If only the other five
would come off the ceiling there would be enough for everyone.
Submitted by, In his own words,
"The Good looking bloke in the picture" |
Whilst lacking
the mystique of the Turin Shroud, you could not deny than
the Nuneaton Omlette possesed an uncanny likeness of its
creator.
Submitted by David Flynn |
If you've ever managed
to eat one of Ian's pancakes and survived it you'll certainly
not get away with it a second time. Look out Ian, this
vindictive little devil looks like it's about to launch
a revenge attack.
Submitted by the RSPCP
Apparently it stands for the 'Royal Society for the Prevention
of Cruelty to Pancakes' |
How come you can play
around with such 'Weapons of Mass Destruction' and get
away with it?
Submitted by some guy calling himself
Saddam Hussein
He adds, " By the way can I come over and stay with
some of you guys for a while until things calm down a
but over here"? |
His look of abject
terror was understandable. The omlette has just reared
up in the pan and threatened to "Smash his chubby
face in" if he goosed its behind with his spatula
again.
Submitted by David Flynn |
Look, I told
you, you can see the face of Mr. Blobby!
Submitted by Paul Roche |
Everyone looked on
in amazement. Yes, it truly was a great example of omlette
making but what the hell was he doing cooking it in a
gents toilet rather than a kitchen?!
Submitted by David Flynn |
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"Oh
My God! It's ALIVE!!!"
Submitted by Wing Commander Steve
Mills
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"Flt Lt
Crewe regretted his decision to try an ostrich egg omelette!"
Submitted by Wing Commander Steve
Mills |
"You look
like a right tosser to me boss!"
Submitted by Ben Pinner
We presume that should read 'pancake tosser'. |
" If I open
my mouth a bit wider do you think I could eat this in
one!"
Submitted by Bernard Tisley |
The cadets knew
that they were in big trouble as soon as they saw the
boss don his asbestos baseball cap.
Submitted by Paul H |
Ian got hold of the
wrong end of the stick when he was asked to trial a new
range of 'In Flight' meals. This wasn't quite what British
Airways had in mind.
Submitted by Jonny |
It was very handy
the boss had that frying pan to hand when he suffered
from that sickness bug that was going around!!
Submitted by Steve Anderson
Yukky, how revolting! |
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