Captions Submitted - In order of submission
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They all thought is
was a great idea to wear the blue uniform next week for
a change
Submitted by John Collins |
Having seen the women
Vikings Hincks and Crewe decide to settle for just the
pillage.
Submitted by John Collins |
Maiden:
"It is usual for the prisoner's last request to concern
the manner of execution. Do you wish to be hung like a
Norse?"
Viking:
"Too right! But what goods it gonna do me? I'm going
to be executed, right?"
Submitted by David Flynn
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As the Viking warriors
entered the village intent on abducting and ravaging the
local Welsh maidens they suddenly began to understand
why the local men found the sheep so attractive.
Submitted by Jonny |
Every time they raided
Nuneaton the Viking warriors terrorised the local folk
with horrendous acts of rape and pillage........well,
definitely pillage!
Submitted by David Flynn |
Nuneaton's first
all new 'Gay-Bar', dress code optional.
Submitted by Ben Doon and Phil McCrevis
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There was a young lady
called Ben
Who fancied a Viking called Sven
On the night of the dance
She ran off with Lance
And left Hincksey with all the young men!
Submitted by W Shakespeare
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Nice one Shakespeare
This one gets my vote but I'm outnumbered
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Bee Gee auditions for
a Maurice replacement
Submitted by RIP |
The candidates would
stoop to any lengths to vie for the 'pink' vote at the
'officer-of-the-year' award ceremony.
Submitted by JClarey |
Ben had to concede
that shoving the light bulb up his arse to make his voice
a little more falsetto had not been one of his brightest
ideas.
Submitted by Paul Roche |
Fame Academy Rejects!
Submitted by leroy |
After a long
night on the booze, the blonde, leggy 'stunner' the viking
lads brought back last night slowly comes into focus.
"Now that's what i call a 5 pinter", quips Viking
Hincks. I think Viking Crewe failed to see the funny side......
Submitted by Jemima xxx |
Meanwhile, just
behind the playhouse two nuns were riding down a cobbled
street on a tandem. One says to the other, "I haven't
come this way before..."
Submitted by David Flynn
Sorry David we honestly think
you have lost the plot again this time. What is it with
the nuns and you? |
thomas : my god
hagar these english women are ugly...
hagar: never mind her, where the hell did you get that
shirt and what is that on your head?
Submitted by Paul Sutton |
Getting this
pantomine organised was turning out to be a right "meeting
of the ATC Executive"
Submitted by David Flynn |
' hey the 1 on
the left looks like davey crockets wife'
Submitted by Cdt Brown |
"I don't
see what's so funny," the female chemist protested
to her Swedish cutomers. "I was only asking if the
deoderant you wanted was ball or aerosol..."
Submitted by David Flynn |
Lose the 'stick-on-moustache',
it just don't go with the rest of the outfit!
submitted by 'GrouchoMarx' |
The Cowardly
Cross-Dressing Lion wanted the Wizard to give him the
courage to come out. The Tinfoil Man wanted a heart to
thank Nana properly for the lovely jumper. The Scared
Cro-Magnon wanted a brain but he had absolutely no idea
why.
Submitted by David Flynn |
Nuneaton Air
Cadets fail dismally in their attempt attract the required
quota for a Village People tribute band.
Submitted by 'londonpride' |
Each of the three Vickys
agreed that the World Tour of 850 AD had started disappointingly
in Hull, Mablethorpe and Great Yarmouth but picked up
no end when it progressed to Brighton and San Francisco
Submitted by David Flynn |
During their
time in Colditz POW camp (the Nazis' most escape proof
prison) Allied officers managed to produce, amongst numerous
other items, escape tunnels, fake passports, uniforms
and even a fully functional Glider through whatever means
they could. Some 50+ years later the Nuneaton Aircadets
manage to assemble a less than convincing bloke in a dress,
a bloke in a bed sheet with a bowl covered in cooking
foil, and a bloke in a plastic Viking hat from Asda. It's
a good job Hitler isn't alive today!
Submitted by itaintalfhotmum |
Atomic Kitten try out
their brand new image for the first time
Submitted by David Flynn |
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